Friday, September 30, 2011

A Bizarro World Elizabeth Warren

by Libby Sternberg

About a week ago, Massachusetts Democratic Senatorial candidate Elizabeth Warren set the liberal blogosphere abuzz with the following quote from a speech given to supporters (you can get a flavor of the swooning for this sentiment over at the Daily Kos):
I hear all this, oh this is class warfare, no! There is nobody in this country who got rich on his own. Nobody. You built a factory out there -- good for you. But I want to be clear. You moved your goods to market on the roads the rest of us paid for. You hired workers the rest of us paid to educate. You were safe in your factory because of police forces and fire forces that the rest of us paid for. You didn't have to worry that marauding bands would come and seize everything at your factory... Now look. You built a factory and it turned into something terrific or a great idea -- God Bless! Keep a Big Hunk of it. But part of the underlying social contract is you take a hunk of that and pay forward for the next kid who comes along.
Ms. Warren's argument is so simplistic it makes rebutting her almost too easy. Many have already thoroughly done so. She presents a target-rich argument. Therein lies the challenge, however--how to succinctly demolish her collectivist creed.

Well, let's not go there. Instead, let's imagine a sort of Bizarro World Elizabeth Warren -- let's call her, oh, Skippy; yes, Skippy Warren. Perhaps Skippy Warren would say something like this:

I hear all this, oh this is class warfare, no! There are no rich people in this country who want people to be poor. None.  So, you liberals built a government program out there -- good for you. But I want to be clear.  The rest of us-- half of us, at least -- paid for it.  We paid to educate poor children your way, and it failed. And now your communities are crumbling. You are unsafe in your cities ... Now look. You had an idea for a government program that would help the poor and it turned into something unworkable, a bad idea -- God bless--pat yourself on the back for good intentions. But part of the underlying social contract is you don't take other people's money to spend on programs that don't work -- that, in fact, end up killing communities, stifling innovation and stalling job growth, as well as busting the budget -- just so you can feel good about yourself. That's egotistical. Instead, you evaluate what's not working, you empower individuals and you pay forward for the next kid who comes along by balancing the budget and unshackling the free market.
To that I say, "well done, Skippy! You tell it, sister!"

3 comments:

  1. Perhaps Ms Warren would like to see what the reducto ad nauseum result of her theory is leading to. With apologies for a cheap, blog-whoring link, I summarized some nauseating videos and a link to the State of California web site here:

    http://warplanner.blogspot.com/2011/10/yo-g-swipe-yo-ebt.html

    ..thank you for the indulgence.

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  2. "you liberals built a government program out there "

    So only liberals create government programs? Which one are you referring to?

    "We paid to educate poor children your way, and it failed. And now your communities are crumbling. You are unsafe in your cities"

    Really? Our entire educational system has failed? A majority of communities nationwide can't function? The cities aren't safe?

    "you don't take other people's money to spend on programs that don't work -- that, in fact, end up killing communities, stifling innovation and stalling job growth, as well as busting the budget -- just so you can feel good about yourself."

    Good thing you're not engaging in journalism here, or you'd have to explain how government programs nationwide kill communites, stifle innovation and stall job growth. Ms. Warren's statement speaks to conceptual truths of how our democracy is structured. If you have a different take on that, then put it forth. If you think things are functioning horribly, prove it. If you have a better idea, then let's hear it.

    America is still functioning, thanks very much, in the midst of a global financial crisis we created. Democrats are at least attempting to mitigate the problem, while Republicans, like a sort of political hedge fund manager, see nothing but opportunity to make personal gains.

    It's totally unsurprising that equally specious right wing blogs are linking to this page, which is how I found it. Center-Right my ass.

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  3. I'm not sure you got the intention of the post, BurningBrain. It was a parody of Elizabeth Warren's original statement. I'll address one point or question of yours about our educational system failing -- yes, it is failing our inner city students in particular, poor students who have to rely almost exclusively on schooling (and not home life) for their education. As for the solution -- I'm a big believer in school choice programs. While not perfect, at least they allow kids to seek out better education somewhere else instead of wasting years while "reformers" try to get schools on the right track.

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